YES!

So, after a looong absence, I came back and revamped my blog!!! It has jams, I finally got the chat to work right, and it looks cool. :)

RESEARCH

As you all know I've done research on the Statute of Secrecy (for more info read comments on Umbridge's post), but along the way I found out something else that is much more important! PART 1 OF THE 7TH HARRY POTTER MOVIE COMES OUT IN NOVEMBER! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! um... yeah that's pretty much it...

I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!

Hello, my little darlings! Did you miss me? I have returned from my vacation to find the blog empty! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!! Therefore I would like you all to return to the blog! I mean, not because I miss you or anything of that sort. No no no. It's because I...er...oh yes! I have been assigned to monitor the blogging activity of witches, wizards, and various creatures (so as to make sure it does not get out of hand!) and I am not one to fall down on the job!!! Here is my list of things I need to do:

1. I need to carefully watch that sly Dark wizard, Moldywart!! *cough cough* Er, Voldemort.
2. I need to make sure Looney Lovegood does not get too...well...looney.
3. I need to get Dumbledore to reveal all his inside secrets.
4. I need to confirm that the creatures known as, erm, "Hedwig" and "Fluffy" do not get out of control.
5. I need to watch students such as Ron, Hermione Neville, Cho, and Ginny to make sure they are safe.
6. I need to catch up with my good friend Fleur Delacour (and maybe get her to give me some beauty tips *girlish giggle*.

And, finally:

7. If you haven't noticed, I need the blog.

Yours,
Dolores Jane Umbridge

Wizarding World

Did you all hear the news about The Wizarding World of Harry Potter opening in the spring of 2010 for sure?? I can't wait till it is open! Check it out by clicking on the title link of this post!

Testing...Testing...

I think that I can figure out how to make a Xatbox, if anyone is up for it. It's basically chat with loads of smileys. Anybody up for it?
-Fluffy the Fluffy Three-Headed Fluffball

Guess Who!

All right guys, I'm back! I didn't realize Loon-, I mean, the Peacemaker, and Hedwig, and threeheadeddog would care so much! But Voldemort is getting on my last, I repeat, LAST nerve! As for Ron and Neville, you weren't especially mean, but you were on Voldy's side at first. The truth is, I wasn't gone forever on purpose. I was actually intending to clear things up, tell everyone I wasn"t really upset, and that I just was being overdramatic the next day. But I lost the charger to my laptop, and mom doesn't let me use her computer, so...
YOU GUYS GOT WORKED UP 4 NOTHING! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA! : )
Sorry I put everyone through that, but my room is a mess, and when you lose something in it...
Anyway, I'm glad to be back on Potterwatch, and Voldy better watch it!!!!!!! Don't forget that Hermy's Hotspot is open for business!

Suspicions

Hey pplz, it's Loony *cough cough* I mean Luna...hehehe. The reason I am posting this is because I have some urgent business I need to attend to. I think that the problem with Voldy (IF that's his real name) has been called to attention. I don't believe that this person who's been posting on our beloved Potterwatch recently is the real Voldemort!!! *DUN DUN DUN* I think that someone out there is trying to prank us and failing miserably. You may comment upon your suspicions on this post. That will be all.

-Loooooooooooooooony

P.S. Go to my blog.