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Monday, July 27, 2009

Suspicions

Hey pplz, it's Loony *cough cough* I mean Luna...hehehe. The reason I am posting this is because I have some urgent business I need to attend to. I think that the problem with Voldy (IF that's his real name) has been called to attention. I don't believe that this person who's been posting on our beloved Potterwatch recently is the real Voldemort!!! *DUN DUN DUN* I think that someone out there is trying to prank us and failing miserably. You may comment upon your suspicions on this post. That will be all.

-Loooooooooooooooony

P.S. Go to my blog.

37 comments:

Hermione Granger said...

SO JUST WHO DO YOU THINK I AM LUNA?????? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Hermione Granger said...

i MEAN WHo ELse woulD I BE bESiDES tHE pERsON i ClAIM tO BE? SeroiOUslY?

Luna Lovegood said...

Sorry if you think I'm overreacting, but this Voldemort Imposter (hereafter referred to as V.I.) just hasn't accomplished the writing style of Voldemort. Please compare his most recent Death Eaters Inc. post to his Death Eaters Inc. posts before that. They just don't seem the same. I mean, Voldy denies ever loving Bellatrix, then suddenly tells the world he loves her???

SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT HERE!!!

Luna Lovegood said...

I am calling Patrick. The real Voldemort.

Like right now.

Hermione Granger said...

i FELT guilty, about that....... and a few other tiny mistakes I've made... ok fine, i made huge mistake sinny things, but cmon? I cant reform?

Hermione Granger said...

Patrick Star? Hate to tell you this Luna, but Spongebob doesn't exist.

Luna Lovegood said...

AHA!! So you DON'T know who Patrick is!! This PROVES you're an imposter!!

Hermione Granger said...

You know Luna, you pretended to be the HOS. Why wouldn't you pretend to be Moldy-Wart?

Luna Lovegood said...

haha you're hermione!!!!!!

and i shall pronounce it "Her-Mee-Own" just to annoy you!!!

Hermione Granger said...

VI is Luna! Or anybody else on the plant...

Voldemort said...

Um, Heremione, if you're trying to fool anyone, you should try to write like me, And, oh, I don't know, make it so that when you click Voldemort's name it brings you to your page

Voldemort said...

Get off my username, get of my blog, and if you ever do it again I will force you off of the blog! You have gone to far this time! This is impersonation, which, by the way, is illegal even if it is this petty. GET OFF MY USERNAME!!!!

Voldemort said...

Everyone, until Hermione/fake voldemort is kicked off the blog, I refuse to write here. tata.

Hermione Granger said...

It was just a harmless joke. I actually didn't think anyone would buy it. Oh, and I guess I'm sorry... All right fine. I'm sincerely sorry, i didn't think it would be this big of a dilemma. And since you want me kicked off the blog so much, I'll save everyone the trouble and stay of of ALL blogs FOREVER. you finally killed someone without a wand Voldemort. Good-bye forever.

Hermione Granger said...

Oh, and I'm giving my blog to Rachel. And FYI, it's not illegal to impersonate a FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!! I used my own profile. I just changed the name and photo. The FACTS say that you're a FAKE too! You are not the real Voldemort, because Voldemort does not really exist. Now while I leave the blog forever, you just think about how you ruined this whole experience for me over a tiny little prank/misunderstanding! Do you feel the guilt Patrick? Do you FEEL IT? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA! *sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hermione Granger said...

Good-bye forever. I may be gone, but the guilt of slaughtering an innocent person will last FOREVER!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
*sniff* *sniff*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Voldemort said...

You're not even going to put up a fight? awww.

Voldemort said...

You think actually THAT upset over this? Sorry, I was just trying to make this more dramatic.

Voldemort said...

And what I mean is, since you said you were Voldemort, and I was first, and the fact that you're not supposed to use your real name all does add up to being illegal, though it's only illegal if someone actually believed it was me

Voldemort said...

And F.Y.I. , I, for some reason, I don't have author status on potterwatch, so I can't post here

Voldemort said...

But no, you can still post here. I don't care so long as long as there's no more impersonating.

Voldemort said...

And no I don't feel the guilt

Puck said...

She truly is hermione fromthe 6th one because she and the real hermione are both the biggest drama queens in the universe!!!!!!!

Puck said...

I'm with voldy on this one

ThespianChik said...

Wow. Okay. You know the profile pages are different, right?
-Me

Luna Lovegood said...

I agree with Fluff.

I mean come on people, let's not fall to pieces over this. Especially you, Hermy. I am e-mailing Hermione right now.

Once again, I have to resolve the fight between Voldy nand either Fleur and/or Hermione...sigh...

Hedwig said...

could be worse.......you don't have to resolve OFF-line fights between hermy and fleur.

The Peace Maker said...

Hello. I am the Peace Maker. My identity is not to be revealed, but I am here for a purpose. I am here to resolve conflicts with peace and love. :)
For more, look at my profile.

Dumbledore said...

alright people...simmer down. Geesh, I can't go away for a week without people jumping ship!! Let's just say that we are ALL always welcome here and that we should probably stick to our own DA name and we'll strategize in the common room and eat lots of lemon drops, and knit some socks. Okay? Can't we all just get along? Whew!! (I did think the capital letter clues were kinda cute. Gotta give you that!!)

Neville Longbottom said...

good (dark) lord! this was a big dispute over something that matters 0 pecent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay maybe a couple percent but still, come on pplz!does it really even matter!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!?????!!!!!

Neville Longbottom said...

i seriously think you just went to far this time

ThespianChik said...

What.. Just... Happened?

Hedwig said...

ill knit some socks dumblydore
xD

Hedwig said...

threeheadeddog-
what hppened???
teen drama happened. 'nuff said.

The Peace Maker said...

Okay.....I'm taking a new approach. I'm not gonna be so...Dr. Phil-ish. Just check out my blog. :)

ThespianChik said...

*understands*

Hedwig said...

fine.....ill look @ ur blog.