I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!

Hello, my little darlings! Did you miss me? I have returned from my vacation to find the blog empty! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!! Therefore I would like you all to return to the blog! I mean, not because I miss you or anything of that sort. No no no. It's because I...er...oh yes! I have been assigned to monitor the blogging activity of witches, wizards, and various creatures (so as to make sure it does not get out of hand!) and I am not one to fall down on the job!!! Here is my list of things I need to do:

1. I need to carefully watch that sly Dark wizard, Moldywart!! *cough cough* Er, Voldemort.
2. I need to make sure Looney Lovegood does not get too...well...looney.
3. I need to get Dumbledore to reveal all his inside secrets.
4. I need to confirm that the creatures known as, erm, "Hedwig" and "Fluffy" do not get out of control.
5. I need to watch students such as Ron, Hermione Neville, Cho, and Ginny to make sure they are safe.
6. I need to catch up with my good friend Fleur Delacour (and maybe get her to give me some beauty tips *girlish giggle*.

And, finally:

7. If you haven't noticed, I need the blog.

Yours,
Dolores Jane Umbridge