Hello, my little darlings! Did you miss me? I have returned from my vacation to find the blog empty! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!! Therefore I would like you all to return to the blog! I mean, not because I miss you or anything of that sort. No no no. It's because I...er...oh yes! I have been assigned to monitor the blogging activity of witches, wizards, and various creatures (so as to make sure it does not get out of hand!) and I am not one to fall down on the job!!! Here is my list of things I need to do:
1. I need to carefully watch that sly Dark wizard, Moldywart!! *cough cough* Er, Voldemort.
2. I need to make sure Looney Lovegood does not get too...well...looney.
3. I need to get Dumbledore to reveal all his inside secrets.
4. I need to confirm that the creatures known as, erm, "Hedwig" and "Fluffy" do not get out of control.
5. I need to watch students such as Ron, Hermione Neville, Cho, and Ginny to make sure they are safe.
6. I need to catch up with my good friend Fleur Delacour (and maybe get her to give me some beauty tips *girlish giggle*.
And, finally:
7. If you haven't noticed, I need the blog.
Yours,
Dolores Jane Umbridge
Thursday, March 4, 2010
I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!
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UMBRIDGE!!! DARN YOU I AM NOT LOONEY!!! But I do agree with you (for once...but don't get used to it). We need to get the people back on the blog. COME ON YOU PEOPLE!!! GET BACK ON HERE, DARN IT!!!
P.S. I have given my fantasy blog a makeover
lunafantasy.blogspot.com
Were not........THAT crazy, are we, Fluffers????
you guys are so fun! It has been awhile since anyone has been on the blog...thanks for giving us a nudge Dolores!
yeez, the most beautiful girl on zee blog eez back. i am soo sorry for my absense but i have beeen very busy. anyway, i'm catching up my blog, so look at it! http://morefleur.blogspot.com/
DOLORES! DOLORES! DOLORES! DOLORES! sorry, but i needed to get your attention. or anyone else who could contact dear Dolores for me could convey this message: unless something is majorly wrong w/ this Muggle laptop i'm using, something is terribly wrong w/ your blog. The two--what ARE they called--internet browsers?, "Explore the Internet" and "Mozzila's Foxfire" (what IS foxfire?) are not displaying your blog. The webpage says it's loaded, but displays nothing.
Hello, its so great to hear from you all again! As you probably have guessed, I have been doing some very important research on the Statute of Secrecy. Seeing as I'm a Muggle-born, i find it very annoying that I can't tell my cousins about magic. So what's everyone else up to?
Out of control, us? Never heard of such a thing.
Having fun and being out of order is a fine line, isn't it???
I agree with Dumblydore! (but I love you supposed innocent-ness, Fluffers...)
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